Snow Trippin: Bring out the gimp

Friday, 9 December 2011

Bring out the gimp

They've arrived! Our first guests.....and they're lovely.

Their flight was delayed so they arrived at 2.40am. They had a quick midnight ploughman's type feast and then fell into bed. A 10 strong stag do, most being city traders from the East looking to play hard both on and off the slopes for the next 4 days. They were nice enough lads but it was clear from the off that they certainly enjoying the odd drink! It's the poor stag we felt sorry for. His 'friends' had kindly arranged a gimp ski suit for his first full day on the slopes. Most mornings Fe was lucky if any of them had bothered to dress!

And so the four days of haze begins..

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