Snow Trippin: Chalet Gucci

Monday, 26 December 2011

Chalet Gucci

Change over day came around again and day we have some how managed to squeeze 14 into our cosy chalet, 8 of which are children! Thats children under the age of 12. Children that come with some of the oddest names you're ever likely to hear South side of Camden. Some of the best: Jagger, Cash, Mini and Lotus. Dad loves cars (organises the Gumball Rally each year) so gives you an idea of league we're dealing with. We're talking Gucci, Louis Vuitton luggage sets. Lots of them. Fur coats, botox, private jets, 8 million pound houses, properties in St Kitts and of course the odd boat.

They have bought the nanny to assist with what we've named 'the mob', clearly they have little practice in doing absolutely anything for themselves. This could be a very long week!

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Tales from a dining table.....

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