Snow Trippin: Cheapskate chavs...

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Cheapskate chavs...

So, its snowing and week one of the 2011 season is well underway. Thankfully for the best part of this heavily discounted week we have no guests what so ever though, although our surrounding fellow chalet hosts are currently doing battle with types that actually want it all, but don't actually want to pay for any of it. Cheapskate chavs the lot of em!!

We are joining the rumpus though. On Friday around 1.30am we have our first guests. An all male party of 11, one of which is a stag!! Yes our first guests are a stag-do. Its all about to go up a gear. Thankfully I have some play lists ready and unlimited wine to-boot. What can go wrong? Wish us luck.
Hey you never know they could be pillars of the community. Tee-total keen skiers who love to ski more than anything else. Mmmm me thinks not!

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